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Kalokohan Answering Machine Messages

And here’s our Top 10 Messages

1. Hi, you have reached Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!

2.Concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone. Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the tone.

3.Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.

4.You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is “The Twilight Phone”

5.Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.

6.My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I’ll get back to you pending credit approval.

7.This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.

8.I’m home right now, I’m just screening my calls. So start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak with I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?

9.Hello. I’m not at home right now because I’m out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don’t call you back, you’re probably one of those changes.

10.BEEP Hello, this is Magic 89.9, you’re on the air.

And here are some others:

These words are lovely dark and deepBut I’ve got promises to keepand miles to go before I sleepSo leave a message at the beep.

Hi, you know the drill.

Hello, you have reached the Adam’s family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we’re done shopping.


Just found this so funny! I'm planning to use number seven. :) Sorry for i've been on MIA . Yes! my third year is finally over! Had my first over night party with friends after (as in first!in my whole life). I'll get back on you soon. My laptop is now on MIA too. sad.

Off to Moriones festival and a side beach trip! I'm quite ecstatic :)

Have fun this holy week! Don't forget to alot some time to pray.

And to still keep it holy.

I'll be on a hiatus for a while again. Don't miss me bear :))

xoxo, G

excited for summer!

photo by my sister.

I'll try to get off the cyberspace a little more.
Final exams are coming.

Time flies so fast.
I'm going to be on my last school year after this.
(maybe not but WE don't want that)

But for now...
I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR ☂SUMMER☂!!!♡





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excited to be sweet.

Because I've never done anything quite like it.
Is the McDo party counted as the first?
No, I don't think so.

So I just wanted to be sweet.
I was looking for a reason.
So the 600th came to my mind.
Because I missed the 500th.

I'm trying hard.
To be artistic.
I love to doodle. doodle.
Something that no one would ever appreciate.

I wanted to do something I've never done to anyone.

I'm a techie person.
So lay-out and editing was no problem.
But when it comes to pencils and crayon,
brush and paints... I want to cry.

But it would be sweet!

Promise!



xx, G

third godchild.

Little did I know that I was the official and only photographer.
So, I rushed after my class just to get there in time!
I'm so happy to capture all the moments!
I want to have my own too! But definitely not soon.

I did the lay-out of the tarpaulin in the middle of my studying.
I was surprised it looked okay.

Cuteness!!! My first non-relative godson.

With his Ninang! after the ceremony.
At last I had a photo with him!

And the reason of his existence. Kamaye's one of my best friends.
We've been together since 1st grade.
And we share the same birthday! She's just a year ahead though.
I'm very glad she's responsible enough to have a child.
And she's graduating this May! Kudos to you! :)

Things I love:
The reception. Cozy restaurant. Awesome food!
The AVP. video I made about baby PM.
The ring. One of my collections now.
And the souvenirs/giveaways. I'm the only one who got
all of them! Homemade cookies, sanitizer and
an Anna Sui wallet I've been wanting for long.

I tell you, I'll be his favorite godmom.

:))




xoxo, G

don't miss me.

YES! Because I'm just right here.
Busy...

studying.

I know I kept ranting about being busy,
being swamped with school loads.
But you know, I love it.
I'd rather be busy than be idle.
I want my life flowing like a river
Than just be like a stagnant water.

A friend once told me that she's so pissed off with accounting.
That she no longer understands why she's there, taking it up.
That it's freaking hard and she's about to give up.
I told her what everyone else would.
That nothing is easy.
Honestly, I love it.
I love it that accounting is hard.
I'm enjoying its twist.
I never like it easy. I want challenge.
That makes it fun right?
Okay, I may lie a bit but c'mon!
A little positivity won't kill you!

:)

Anyway, about the photo above that was the second time
we were allowed to wear our own clothes (of course with lots of restrictions).
The 2nd yellow day in my three years in college.

And yes, I'd rather be yellow (or I'm lying :)





xoxo, G

healthy or not?

There's a numerous fastfood/restaurant in my college building.
More than 25 choices every lunch or whenever you feel like eating.
And I always choose healthy.
But of all those food chains, there's just nothing that fits that category. :'(

But okay. Face it. I just want delicious food that fits my budget.

:)

So, what I had for lunch?

Lasagna, mashed potato and fresh strawberry shake for take-out!
To-go because we thought we're having our Law class today.
I bought it with Trish and we had a good choice!
Everything on just P95($2).

And today, I finally gave in.
Remember I have my self-imposed ban from McDo?

It feels like I'm missing half of my life without it.
I hate that I love you!


Definitely, NOT healthy!





xoxo, G

578th day.

Dear A,

Thank you for accomplishing with moi one of the stuffs I have on my invisible to-do-list.

That is, to eat a whole cake with you.

And yes, we finished 'em all!
We started small, we'll have a bigger one next time!!



And thank you for that paper bag. Chos! :)
But you know, I wanted the orange paper bag more.
:D

Now, practice more on your Math skills. 578 is official, not two days ago. Who knows? You might have your Wayfarer soon. Just answer my questions right!


:))


Love,
G